He teaches courses in constitutional law and creative writing ...
Mr Sheridan told Miss Kane:
- "You made that up"
- "You have lied throughout your testimony."
But Ms Kane told him: "I never lied then and I'm not lying now."
Ms Curran to Mr Sheridan - "Liar, liar pants on fire? Is that your defence in the whole of this?"
Vanessa Feltz told me that when listeners send e-mails to firstname.lastname@example.org her team has to print them out for her to read. So maybe they can now print out this blog post for her.
We, the Senate and Faculty of Robert Gordon's Hospital (1) (but definitely not Mrs Forbes, Prof Kennedy or Councillor Ford), do, in the hope that you will shower us with millions of your beneficent and most deserved spondulicks (2), endow you with the degree of Doctor of Planning Laws (And How to Get Around Them) and, not being one of those heathen southern universities, will not disturb thy exalted wigginess by bopping you on the bonce with a pair of Knox's shabby chinos.
1. Well, yes, but we are a university now.
2. Or, if you can't quite manage that, a corporate membership at the Club would be quite nice.
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