Although "mimping whiffler" is quite good, I particularly liked
COCKTHROPPLED: Having an unusually large Adam's apple.
Now, who do we (society that is - I'm actually too polite when sober) normally snigger at for having larger than expected Adam's apples? Trannies (whether -vestite or -sexual - and I think transgender means something different as well but I really can't be bothered. Splitters!) of course.
Now, would you say that their cocks might have been throppled?