- Every time you turned on your oven, you were forced to listen to a 2 minute diatribe on the evils of fast food.
- Every time anybody got on the bus, the driver was forced to remain stationary until there had been a 2 minute diatribe on the damage personal car ownership caused to the environment.
- Every time you started to pour a glass of orange juice, you couldn't open the container until you had listened to a 2 minute diatribe on binge drinking.
Sensible? I don't think so.
Then why, every time I start to play a DVD, am I forced to listen to a 2 minute diatribe about copyright infringement?
Utter fucking cunts, the lot of them.