A Bank Holiday Challenge

While posting a comment on the Devil's site, I thought of a new phrase, later rejected as not adding to the debate in that context, to describe that appalling waste of time and money, the Scottish Parliament.

We have had "Parliament of Fools" for some years now, and I came up with "onanist orgy". Even a mere four days after the election, Cromwell's exhortation (paraphrased) also seems appropriate:

“You have been sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!.”

In the vain hope that one or two may be reading this and have time to think, how would you best disparage the bunch of numpties that claim to govern us? Feel free to have a go at the chimp enclosure as well as the chimps, if you see fit.

S-E