An Excellent Headline

Hamish McDonell (or some anonymous sub) manages to wrap up the horrors facing Wendy Alexander in the first line (actually, it wraps over three in the dead-tree version) of a fairly reasonable Scotsman article:

It's her party and she'll cry if she wants to (you would cry too if it happened to you)

New Labour, in Scotland are in panic and denial, with the Chief Rat not only deserting the ship but leaving the continent. The resurgent SNP are gaining momentum in power, the Scots Tories are still useless gits, and nobody knows or much less cares what has happened to the Lib-Dums.