Thursday, April 26, 2007

Real World Trolling. Bad Thing.

Well, that is interesting. Somebody has been sending our Hero threatening letters. This is, no matter what you think of him, a bad thing. It breaks a number of laws and, depending on the regularity and the severity of the matter, is possibly worthy of (a limited degree of) police attention. I would like to think that Renfrewshire and Inverclyde "K" Division, CID, Strathclyde Polis would offer the same service to any citizen of the area and that Terry is not being given special treatment because of his exalted status.

Now, just in case you think I have gone soft in my absence, I still believe Terry is a mendacious fool and wholly unworthy of any form of elected or otherwise public office. I will still use TerryWatch to fisk or take the piss out of him or even just be rude about him. I will continue to have the odd go at Rayleen. Not because she is Terry's daughter (although that is how I became aware of her existence) but because she is yet another cretinous adherent of the incompetent Scottish Labour "handout society" statist freakery.

I have a few comments to make, though.

Why are people sending Terry racist mail (or email, or blog articles or blog comments)? Semi-literate cretin that he is, he is still a white European male. A stupendously obese and ridiculously ugly one, but a white European male. But, they probably are not. They are probably sending him mail disagreeing with him about immigration and asylum - subjects on which our Hero is publicly verbose ('though illiterate - look at the link rather than the amended title :) although, when it comes to actually trying to help people, useless and evasive. And we all know that disagreeing with Nu-Lab needs to be criminalised.

Secondly, Terry seems to be surprised that he has upset people all over the world:
they (Strathclyde Polis) went on to confirm that the hate mail had been sent from such diverse places as the Philippines, Holland and Russia.
Hasn't this idiot worked out that the internet is, to be blunt, a world-wide (North Korea not-exempt) accessible resource? Does he really believe that readership of his drivel should be limited to the benighted inhabitants of "Whitesbridge, Fischer, Baronscourt and Ferguslie"?

And, finally, why does he think that the polis would, in violation of their duty of confidentiality to victims and the Data Protection Act 1998, give details of an alleged crime to J Random Punter, even if he is that blogger of taste and wit, "Right for Scotland".

Two wrongs do not make a right. Terry is the human epitome of egregious wrong. But, sending threatening letters is also wrong, you utter fools.

Vote agin him next week, if you can. Or Rayleen. Or any of the Nu-Lab vermin. Get them out of our lives for good.

S-E

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Has anybody else wondered ...

Whether or not the Green Party's plastic lamp-post election boards are bio-degradable?

S-E

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Temporary Hiatus

I would love to say that Mrs S-E and I are going on holiday to some exotic paradise. Hah, fat chance.

I would be reasonably happy to say that I was disappearing off to some far-flung corner of the empire to quell a native revolt (or a revolting native). But we don't have an Empire any more and the UN Charter is more than slightly anti the whole quelling idea.

Anyway - unless Blogger (or just this blog) gets hacked, there will be no new content up for a couple of weeks while I have minimal internet access and then attend my profession's annual three day new-toy and beer fest. Comment moderation will remain on but will be very intermittent so my apologies.

S-E

Last minute quiz

Yet another via Mr Paine:

Your Personality is Very Rare (INTP)

Your personality type is goofy, imaginative, relaxed, and brilliant.

Only about 4% of all people have your personality, including 2% of all women and 6% of all men
You are Introverted, Intuitive, Thinking, and Perceiving.


Just to be clear - I did that after I had drink (significantly) imbibed last night :) I can't remember exactly what I rated last time I did a Myers-Briggs test, but alcohol doesn't seem to affect it much.

S-E

The Challenge - Redux et Finis

Well, until we see some content from the Nu-Lab proto-troll, possibly here, but anywhere would do, I think the challenge is more or less over. As the challenger has slunk away without putting up any show, then I declare that the forces of right have won :)

However, I just wanted to share a few short points with you.

Europe

Better off out. I could say more but that is accurate & concise.

The Welfare State (including pensions)

Root and branch reform - split benefits overtly into "citizenship entitlements" - you get these if you meet the basic criteria (pension, child benefit etc) regardless of your income and "hardship benefits". We can then massively simplify the latter and concentrate on keeping the total marginal rate of taxation & benefit withdrawal, in the light of additional income at levels which do no discourage working.

The Health Service

Be honest. We cannot afford for everybody to get the best of everything. Ensure that clinical best practice is what drives the provision of care, not pointless bureaucratic targets. Dr's Crippen and Rant to run a special anti-idiotarian hit squad.

The Office of the Deputy Prime Minister

To be re-named (again but, come on, it's only £50k) "Jester in Chief to Her Majesty's Court at Westminster" and the current incumbent to remain in post for life. Wearing of motley and false nose to be mandatory.

The DTI

Gone, immediately. If industry needs help from government, it isn't doing its job correctly.

There should be much more but I have run out of time. Have fun.

S-E

Saturday, April 14, 2007

New quiz :) (Slightly inebriated grin)

Thanks to Tom, we have been linked to the Super Villain quiz :)

He is Lex Luthor, I appear to be Dr Doom:

You are Dr. Doom
Dr. Doom
92%
Lex Luthor
74%
Venom
72%
Mr. Freeze
71%
The Joker
69%
Apocalypse
61%
Green Goblin
60%
Kingpin
60%
Magneto
56%
Juggernaut
52%
Two-Face
52%
Riddler
49%
Poison Ivy
43%
Dark Phoenix
38%
Mystique
32%
Catwoman
22%
Blessed with smarts and power but burdened by vanity.

Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

Just to check the (limited) brighter side of my personality:

You are Spider-Man
Spider-Man
80%
Hulk
75%
Green Lantern
70%
Iron Man
65%
Superman
50%
Robin
45%
Catwoman
45%
Supergirl
40%
The Flash
25%
Batman
25%
Wonder Woman
5%
You are intelligent, witty,
a bit geeky and have great
power and responsibility.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero am I?" quiz...


Ho hum. I'll take Spidey. M-J is rather cute (yes, I know, well behind the times.)

S-E

Random thought while drinking tea.

"Feckless"

What? Lacking or without "feck"?

Apparently, according to the Shorter Oxford (I don't have enough bookshelf space to keep anything longer), it is of Scottish or Northern English origin, with "feck" meaning "the better part", "the purpose" or "efficacy".

So rather than being a faux-polite way of writing "fuck" (in a pronounced Irish accent), the current use of "feckless" is actually appropriate to the (putative) original meaning of the source word.

S-E

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Top tips to Will

For the change in my header.

S-E

Bloggish nonsense

As well as being told I am left wing (which I still haven't recovered from), I am now told that I am only 30% evil. I am clearly not trying hard enough (or, merely, being too surreptitious?):

This site is certified 30% EVIL by the Gematriculator

Try it yourself, here.

Hat-tip to Ian from Shades of Grey for the link and thanks, again, for linking to educational conscription.

S-E

The Challenge - Defence Policy

The strategic environment for Defence has changed radically and Britain's Armed Forces are not equipped to meet the tasks they are now being called upon to perform. We need to re-equip and re-organise for expeditionary warfare.

Firstly, let's stop pretending that the nuclear deterrent has anything to do with defence. Pull it from the MOD budget and stick the cash under the Cabinet Office where it belongs. Obviously, given Trident and the probability that any replacement will be SLBM, then a largish chunk of this will be handed back to the Royal Navy to pay them for operating the system. This will remove some fairly large distortions from the system.

Secondly, we need to decide what sort of defence we want. We need a core protective element - I don't believe that Britain is likely to be attacked by anybody other than the French in the near future but we do have the odd outpost here and there. I believe that we need to strengthen the Army's current deployment posture so we can be fighting 2 medium conflicts deployed at any one time (i.e. what we are not quite managing to sustain with Iraq and Afghanistan at the moment) without having people returning from one operational theatre and straight out to the next (as just happened to an acquaintance). More importantly, the RAF and Royal Navy need to re-equip to play their part in these conflicts.

Thirdly, we need to sort out procurement. Too many projects are too big, too European, and fail. Let's just buy what we need - this will generally, although not exclusively, mean buying American. The money saved can be used to create new industry in the very limited areas affected - although the expertise of British design shops and specialist manufacturers will ensure that we will end up supplying a reasonable quantity of components. However, stuff we can trivially make here, ammunition for example, let's bring that back in house. I actually have no problem with re-establishing Royal Ordnance as a government "agency".

And additionally, by service:

Strategic Systems

New (Naval) post, separate from FOSM - reporting operationally to the Cabinet Office and budgeted through them.

Navy

Yes to the carriers (and enough Type-45s to protect them in deployment). Yes, some anti-submarine.

New littoral protection ships - corvettes, if you will. These can carry a couple of helicopters (but not the Merlin) - small and carrying a big kick - Apache Longbow will do; heavily gun armed (155mm not 4.5" - for NGS), gun and missile protection systems. Close-range anti-submarine only - limited anti-ship (these are not designed to get in to battle with other ships.) Design them for shallower water ops, probably on a SWATH hull. We may even call them "monitors".

Bin the Astute class and replace it with a proper SSGN - similar to the Soviet "Oscar" class, carrying enough of a mix of missiles (SLCM & anti-ship) to really make it a contributor to littoral warfare.

And we'll have another Commando, if we can manage it, please.

Army

Hmm, this is going to piss the (heavy) cavalry off. Firstly, if we are going to be doing peace-keeping, we need a new class of armoured vehicle - let's call it a battle-wagon. This needs to be able to transport an infantry section safely around a town, be appropriately armoured against IED and light anti-tank weapons (i.e. the ubiquitous RPG) and with appropriate support fire-power (0.5" chain-gun and a heavier cannon.) Just to keep the purple-trouser brigade from leading a revolution, let's give them a whole bunch of decent recce vehicles to replace the CVRT. Small and fast, a comprehensive sensor outfit, and a decent anti-infantry weapons fit. Possibly back to wheels rather than tracks.

We need new light artillery. I really think that the Royal Regiment would like some of these.

Replace the SA-80 with these or something extremely similar.

Give the Army Air Corps back all tactical helicopters & greatly improve combat transport lift capability. This might actually be something that the Gremlin can do.

RAF

(Actually, if I had my way I would reform the Royal Flying Corps and the Royal Naval Air Service but that is probably not politically realistic.)

Okay, stop Typhoon at current levels of delivered. Concentrate on ground-pounding for the combat air side. STOL capability means that JSF is certainly the medium term answer. In the mean time, let's see if we can lease some of these and these.

You lose tactical heli-lift - we'll argue about Chinook later. Whoever is running it, in theatre heavy heli-lift needs to work and it needs to be under tactical command of the Ground Component Commander.

If we keep going with this piece of euro-crap, you need to remember that we also need strategic airlift - so C17 or similar. At the same time, let's modernise the movers' fleet: a nice modern jet liner, either of these firms will do one for you - economy seating, a bit more cargo space (the average squaddie packs even more than your mother-in-law), and a reasonable suite of defensive design, build and tricks.

Let's concentrate on support in the field.

S-E

The Challenge - Finance and Taxation Policy

As the evil overlordship of the Smirking Cyclops of Presbyterian Doom hurtles rapidly towards the benighted denizens of these unfortunate islands, let us first consider finance and taxation policy. (I apologise to those of you not resident in this once glorious land for boring you about UK politics and our forthcoming election.)

I will make it clear, right up front, that I believe we currently have too much government. This is a bad thing. However, no matter how much government we have, the costs of it need to be shared out in a fair and reasonable way. Hence this post will not be about how much money we should spend but about how we should collect it.

The current tax system is too complicated: too many exemptions, too many accountants, too much ability for the seriously rich to avoid paying their dues. Most tax allowances need to go. The current system of 'tax credits' is a statist attempt to pretend to be doing something while ruining the lives of far too many of what used to get called the "deserving poor". Both need to be radically changed.

Changing the core tax system will need to be done in a careful and sympathetic manner. Gordon has already moved us to a 2 tax band system, now we can abolish NI (don't you think it strange that the only tax hypothecation the pols of all parties are willing to accept is the one that allows them to pretend income tax is 11p in the £ lower?); and steadily increase the tax threshold until it is comparable with the National Minimum Wage.

We need to sort out the confusion about spending versus saving - if pensions saving is a good thing (yes), then the pension fund dividend rebate should be restored. Inheritance tax: do we keep it? There are some arguments for this (apart from the socialist envy-fuelled ones) - money spent (call it trickle-down or whatever) is a different force in the economy than money saved (which tends to become capital available for investment) - but, overall, I am not in favour.

Oh, the current method of funding local government is broken. This needs to be fixed.

Tax credits - the main problems here seem to be the complexity of the system (which makes it difficult to claim) and the lag in assessing benefits (as it is based on last year's earnings). It is the latter that leads to the most egregious failings, with large claw-backs hitting the still poor because the system fails them. Now (mostly) if you earn £10000 one month and £100 the next, over the two month period, you will pay the correct tax for 2 months earnings of £10100 - how, if tax credits are so bad, can this work? The miracle of PAYE.

So, a modest proposal for whichever Brown-nosing weasel Gordo makes Chancellor. How about the tax credit people issue everybody who applies for a tax credit with, let me see, a new P2 (PAYE Coding Notice). This can include an additional code which expresses the base entitlement. As the actual entitlement drops off with earnings, it would not require the work of
any mathematical genii for the credit to be automatically calculated and added to basic pay.

S-E

Monday, April 09, 2007

Have a go at this ...

Beats the hell out of me.

Or, try here. But post your comments on red mist's site.

I have never, ever, been called "left of centre", sorry "left of center", in my life. There is something clearly wrong with the world.

S-E

A critic and a challenge

Well, it has taken its time (although red mist, who appears to be quite sharp and is clearly too rational for the epithet, did have a bit of a go), but TerryWatch has attracted its first troll. Step forward "The Cynic". Now, from his comments to date, "The Critic" would have been far more appropriate but we'll see if this improves.

He, she or it (he, for convenience), seems to think that we are running for election:
I have in the past critised (sic) Labour for complacency - mind you I can see why when all their opponets (sic) can offer is mudslinging rather than effective policies to deal with the issues of the day.
Spullink (sic) aside, I thought I would start to answer this here. I am not running for election; I have no interest in running for election; as a Tory in Central Scotland, even if I happened to be Adam Rickitt, I would stand no hope of being elected. However, unto the day of each challenge someone must arise else hope has fled.

So, I will be posting, over the next few days, a few policy ideas. They are my own - they may be crazy. Some of them will be impractical. Shout at them - not a problem (though, apologies, I will be leaving comment moderation on.)

A specific challenge to "The Cynic": blogger is free - unless your policy ideas are "unquestioning acceptance of the Nu-Labour manifesto", in which case you really should take your medicine more regularly - post your policy ideas. I am sure we will criticise - some of us may help, some of us will fisk with evidence, others will merely mock. However, you raised this bar - jump it.

S-E

PS: erm, the incompetent spelling. Doesn't it remind you of somebody? Troll or sock-puppet? Let the court of public opinion decide :)

PPS & Update: RfS had his own opinion on it here. Pre the cynic.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Early thought on politician's blogs

I don't think that many British politicians or, more probably, their staffs, get the interactive aspect of blogging. As part of my general interest in what is hopefully the disaster about to befall Scottish Labour, I have been scouring a few of the SNP blogs. I am going to pick on two.

The SNP's chosen colour scheme of black on yellow does lead to some truly hideous templates, but that is not my main point. Look at this blog - Alex's Talking Points. Now this guy was one of the list MSPs for Central Scotland in the last parliament and is running again. Technically, he was one of my representatives in the cess-pit of Holyrood.

What a blog. Four posts last month, a welcome post and three extracts from his election literature. Excuse me, he decided to call it "Talking Points", not me. I know we get at Terry for insisting to reply to every comment individually but given that the only 2 comments on his blog are from me and I did ask him some questions, would a reply really be out of order?

Obviously.

S-E

Friday, April 06, 2007

Direct Debits - Fiend or Foe?

Wonderful - Easter weekend, no Tory morons, no Nu-Lab cretins (Terry didn't approve any comments yesterday - if he maintains his foolish consistency, we shouldn't see anything new until Tuesday, at the earliest), so back to moaning about the things I set this blog up to be ignored about.

One of the miracles of (not that) modern banking - the Direct Debit. According to BACS, they are "one of the safest ways of paying your bills." Safer than standing orders, because they should only be called upon when you actually owe the money and better than standing orders because they allow variable payments.

Except that there is a world of a difference between theory and practice. Think about what a Direct Debit mandate does. We all deal with various organisations whose fundamental competence we doubt (eg our local unitary authority, energy utility and, if you are south of the Tweed, water company). DD gives the minimum wage Sharons or Dwaynes in each of those (or, worse still, their computers) an unlimited tap into your current account. If they ask for the full sum of your available balance, they will get it. So DD is not a risk free endeavour.

I first began to suspect that all was rotten in the state of DD a couple of years ago. At the time, I was being paid into a personal account and then transferring most of the dosh pretty much immediately into a separate joint and several (with my wife) account. I cannot remember which insurance policy she was renewing but my wife told me that the monthly payment option had been reasonable and that there would be a new direct debit appearing. True enough, one did. On my account.

Just to be clear - my wife had managed to set up a direct debit on an account to which she was not a party. No trouble, no "we already know who you are but you are going to have to 'prove' it anyway" KYC bollocks. On the phone, to an insurance company, and a DD against my account. All she needed was my account number - not regarded, in the banking world, as confidential data. Now, we were going to be paying the money and it wasn't of an great significance which of the two accounts it came out of. I was just staggered that the system permitted this. A bit of judicious investigation, back at work, realised my fears - this was not a one-off error on somebody's part. There was no security control step that had been skipped. This was the system working the way it was designed.

And then this week. Well, a couple of days ago, in a brief respite from blogging work, I checked my bank account balances online. Much to my surprise, one of my accounts was overdrawn. This was a particular shock as all I now use that specific account for is to keep £50 or £100 in case I am "caught short" and need to visit an ATM in a hurry. What had happened?

It was, I admit, partially my fault. I had a savings contract for £100 per month which had completed at the beginning of March. At that point I could have, and probably should have, cancelled the DD. But wait? Isn't DD a pull not a push mechanism? The intermediary organisation shouldn't have demanded money that they weren't owed. Or so you would have thought.

So, clearly having to do a bit of grovelling, I called my bank's telephone banking - not a problem, they mentioned the direct debit guarantee and just asked me to call the intermediary first. So I did. What did they suggest? Once they had confirmed that they had made an error, they would send me a cheque - 5 to 8 working days.

Admittedly the amount of money is not significant (to me, at this point in my life), the bank are happy it was somebody else's error, but this is simply not the way the system is supposed to work. The safety net put in place has not functioned. This is another aspect of UK banking, amongst many, that the normal public need to be extremely wary of.

S-E

Oh, and I have, now, cancelled that direct debit.

Fridays the 13th

There is always one in every year.

Proof as follows.

Assume that 13th Jan is on day 1 (of 7) - it doesn't matter which. Jan has 31 days, so 4 weeks & 3 days, so 13th Feb will be on day 4 and so on - table below.

MonthNormal YearLeap Year
Jan11
Feb44
Mar45
Apr71
May23
Jun56
Jul71
Aug34
Sep67
Oct12
Nov45
Dec67


As you can see from this, in both cases, all 7 numbers / weekdays are used. Therefore regardless of which day of the week the year starts (or 13th of Jan is on - these conditions are equivalent for this argument), there will always be at least one Friday 13th. Also, you can see that the most there can be is 3 in a year - if Feb 13th is a Friday (for normal years) or if Jan 13th is (for leap years).

So this year July 13th will be a Friday (although you could have got this trivially from any calendar) as 2007 is a 7 = "Friday" year (and is not a leap year).

Inspired by posting the TerryWatch poll for this week. Now back to being rude about things :)

S-E

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

You must read this book

if you have any interest in the Falkland's War.

"Razor's Edge: The Unofficial History of the Falklands War", Hugh Bicheno (buy the paperback which is essentially edition 1.5).

It is not an eye-witness account, although he did go and tread the battlefields.

It is not an evidence-free damnation of Maggie or the Conservative Government, although he really, really does not rate the Foreign and Commonwealth Office or its Ministers:
The result was to encourage Argentine aggression, exacerbate Kelper distrust and to mislead ministers into believing that hard decisions could be fudged indefinitely.

It is not a panegyric for the British military: their leaders, the men or their kit.

It is just a very, very good book.

One final quote that will appeal to Wat, Fabian and Lewis:
where 'public' came to be seen as in some way morally superior to 'private' by a large proportion of the population, despite the fact that everything run by the British government, including defence, delivers lower quality service at significantly higher unit cost than comparable institutions elsewhere in the developed world.

S-E

Annabel - your web-team or you - decide!

Why oh bloody why is the Scots' Tories manifesto not overtly linked from their home page? (Yes, I know you can get it by hovering over "News and Press" and clicking on "Manifesto" and then on "Click here to view our manifesto".

It is actually much easier to get to their thoughts about what they would do in power from my politically irrelevant site than from theirs. Why?

I can only think of three reasons:
  • They are all a bunch of complete cretins.
  • Their web design team is either non-existent or a bunch of complete cretins.
  • They have already given up all hope of being any force for good in the next Scottish Parliament.
In the first case, there is clearly no hope. This is most likely but extremely unfortunate (Ed note: a small but startlingly explicit rant was removed from here on grounds of general taste) for those of us who really want an economically liberal, socially libertarian, small government party in power in Scotland.

In the second case, they should employ a decent design team and keep the bloody site up to date.

As for the last case, well - what about this?

S-E

Monday, April 02, 2007

No Change: Scots Tories STILL Smug Useless Gits

And can't update their web-site - no mention of it at 16:30, the BBC article was published just after noon ...

Update: Manifesto is now up here. Still not headline on the home page, though - "Standing Up for Families", from 28th March, is still their main point. Says something about how they see their election chances, doesn't it?

Today saw the launch of the Scottish Conservative manifesto for the May Holyrood elections. Just what difference this will make is unclear, given that the last 2 weeks have seen the launch of their "Defeating Drugs and Cutting Crime" manifesto and their "Standing Up for Families" manifesto. Just for the record, they also have manifestos for affordable homes and a "buzzing economy".

Given that they have absolutely no chance of forming the next Scottish Executive, what is this positive deluge of electrons, and the odd shiny dead tree copy, meant to mean for us? I would remind you that tactical voting aside, I am a life-long Tory supporter (and they will get my list vote at the election). Despite the odd recent bit of common sense, this from David Mundell's speechwriter (yes, they are allowing him out in public again):

In his stealthiest tax yet, he has paid for his 2p cut in income tax by abolishing the 10p rate and putting national insurance contributions up for professionals like doctors. This is a tax con, not a tax cut and will place a disproportionate burden on those worse off.

there is nothing here or otherwise coming from them that the seething mass of the Scottish electorate will even bother to ignore. So let us have a look at the message (as stated, from the BBC summary, not from the unavailable reference document) and see if we can spot a missed opportunity or two:

  • Scottish Government - a minor proposed reduction in MSPs and more power to the egregious numpties that form, for example, Renfreshire and Falkirk Councils? I am also unsure that community councils would survive the rapid and toxic politicisation that would overcome them if they ever were actually given spending authority.

  • Communities Okay, so helping the poorer sectors of society buy their homes is a reasonably good thing but surely some form of loan guarantee scheme (just as we do for exports) would have allowed the private sector to take on more of what I assume we must now call "sub-prime" lending?

  • Environment Nope. This is bollocks. Mind you it is Cameron / Goldsmith style faux-knitted-yoghurt bollocks so I assume they had to include it.

  • Justice Better - possibly 3 out of 10. Drug treatment and treatment orders - good. More authoritarian reduction in the rights of the oppressed citizen (abolition of double jeopardy) - very, very bad. Briefings for victims - intent good - but I bet you are going to need all of the additional coppers to meet the demand so, overall, bad (as they are spending our tax money). More elections - bad - more money & no real accountability. Polygraphs - why don't we just pick a treatment that would work - normal people can beat the polygraph without too much trouble, never mind sex-obsessed perverts.

  • Transport Opposing more road charging - good. Everthing else here is symptomatic of small-minded autocrats.

  • Economy More small-mindedness. £20 million per year is going to do what for Paisley, Cumbernauld and all the rest of the mid-C20 eyesores town planners have inflicted on us?

  • Education Parental choice and head-teacher independence are good in and of themselves but are not new, newsworthy initiatives. Where is the thought and the enthusiasm?

  • Health Yawn. I hope the additional IT is better project managed than the national projects.

You know what this is? This is the random posturings of a bunch of failed pols who truly and honestly believe that they are not going to be the next Scottish Executive. I believe that but I am not running for election. They have given up already and the electorate know it. The Scottish Conservative Party is a minor irrelevance - like the Greens without character, cause or self-belief. I despair.

S-E

Saturday, March 31, 2007

The defining characteristic

of the egregious toe-rags who constitute our governing class is their unquestioning belief that they are more capable of running your life than you are.

I do find these people so appalling that it is difficult to remember that this blog is supposed only to have occasional swearing. Fabian privately reminded me that politicians and the MSM will use any excuse to deride and ignore non-conventional sources of information. As far as UK politics is concerned, the blogsphere is clearly not yet mainstream enough and, as I am still wearing training wheels as a "foaming-at-the-mouth" nutter, I will try to keep this reasonably polite. I will probably fail.

In their time in office, New Labour, believing (honestly, even, for some small fraction of them) in that all power for good flows from the bosom of the state, have consistently ratcheted up the state's ability to interfere in your life. From smoking bans to drug czars, CCTV to the National Identity Register, Government access to Crypto Keys in RIPA Part III to "conscription by another name", these cretins want to monitor your life, private and public, and the minute you even think about deviating from their ideas of how you should behave, it's Room 101 for you.

I believe it is necessary for the government to do somethings: defence, policing and justice (not that we haven't seen an inexorable rise in private "security patrols" over the last few years, as all the police are indoors at desks filling out diversity awareness questionnaires) and a basic welfare state. (Okay - the definition of "basic", in this context, is one of these questions that removes political discussion from the list of approved dinner-table conversation topics. My opinion is that we need a less generous system than we have at moment but, far more importantly, we must minimise the combined marginal rates of taxation & benefit claw-back to provide proper incentives for people to earn more at work.) Everything else, they should keep their noses out.

There are few examples, even of bad situations, where political interference cannot be guaranteed to make things worse, at massive cost to the tax-paying public. For an apposite example see here, and this blog for endless examples of simple waste.

We have two choices - live as sheep, dependent on the benevolence of Gordon and his successors, or get rid of them and try to find another bunch who believe in minimal government. Unfortunately, I don't believe she'll be running again.

S-E

Vote, all of you, vote

Hat-tip to Tim - if you are a British citizen and have removed your domicile to somewhere not run by egregious statist cretins, you can help us who remain in this benighted land. Go here. We need your assistance.

S-E

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Behind the meme, again

This post was originally going to be called "Rise up and be a Nation again" till I realised that nearly everybody else had beaten me to much of my point. (Here, here and here, if you must know.)

Here are your orders for the 3rd of May (if you are British):
  1. Vote. It's only half an hour. People all over the world have died fighting for the right to vote - it won't kill you. And if it reduces day-time telly viewing figures a bit, so much the better.
  2. If you are not a moronic, homophobic, corrupt, faux-socialist scumbag, hold your nose (if you must - I promise you I will need to) and vote for whoever is most likely to beat these mendacious statist cretins. Even if you are somewhere where no-one sensible has a chance, vote against them - we must send them a message.
  3. As a minor exception to the point above (unless you actually are a vicious racist fuckwit), if the party you consider most likely to beat Nu-Lab are this bunch of pond-life, then consider exactly what message you are going to send and try to pick another box to cross.
  4. Wait for results
  5. Drink, shout, laugh and cheer.
Anybody but Labour. Do your bit for your country. Get rid of these shits.

S-E

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

By the Grace of Gordon

In the car with Mrs S-E at the weekend and the conversation got to the mendacious statist cunt that is likely to be our next Prime Minister. This is normally not desperately safe, as she is a far more reasonable person than I am.

However, we got to talking about his smile.



Not the honest smirk he shows when he has knifed Tony in the back again or ripped us off for another couple of billion, but the hideous grin he now puts on to try vainly to convince us that he isn't a member of the Trotskyite wing of the Presbyterian fun-police.


She had two things to say:
  • It's less believable than Michael Jackson's plastic surgery.
  • The only explanation for what it looks like is that Hazel did a Skinner test and had him wired to the mains by his testicles until he could perform on command.

If I keep encouraging her, she'll be on TerryWatch soon :)

S-E

Friday, March 23, 2007

The rule of law (or not)

The whole Baha Musa case makes me furious. Not because a man was killed. Not because the Army Prosecuting Authority brought the case to Court Martial. Not because of the seriousness of the charges. (Not even because the APA have never heard of pdfs.) Not because Corporal Payne pleaded guilty to inhumane treatment. Those all make me seeth. This makes me furious.

My apologies to NotSaussure, who blogged about it here. I did try to write this posting as a comment but I had thought I had fallen foul of Wordpress but I see my comment is up now.

Some anonymous genius wrote ( :) ):
The relevant convention is the 4th Geneva convention - Bahar Musa was a civilian not a known combatant (who would have been protected under the 1st or 3rd Conventions or, if considered outwith those, should have been handed over to the civilian legal authorities.) The enabling UK law is the International Criminal Court Act 2001 and Courts Martial can try cases under civil law in accordance with Section 70 of the Army Act 1955.

Advice, from the chain of command, that conduct contrary to (any of) the Geneva Conventions is also likely to be criminal under Article 8 of the Statute of the International Criminal Court, which specifically mentions “when committed as part of a plan or policy” and this would probably fall under 8(a)(iii). If a soldier commits such an act off their own bat, it is a crime (and can be tried and punished under the Army Act) - if there is a plan to do it, it is also a war crime. We wait to see.

So, we have waited a bit. Nothing here or here. Okay.

We, the despised British public, have been told of evidence in Court that the Army chain of command approved the illegal treatment. If the Army, or the Crown Prosecution Service, will not bring Majors Robinson and Clifton into a public forum to account for the "advice" they gave, then maybe this is a matter for the ICC? Or maybe not.

You see the Battle Group is subordinate to the Brigade, who are under the command of "Multi-National Division (South East)" - with a British commander - who are under the command of the Americans. Who are responsible for this and this and are not a State Party to the Rome Statute of the ICC.

What bets that the senior legal officer who signed off on the treatment by British troops is an un-prosecutable Yank? Wouldn't give you odds, myself.

S-E

I've lost something ...

Oh fuck. Blogging. Err, yes, used to do that, didn't I.

Bugger. Excuses ...

Work, yes, oh and "Real Life (TM)".

Back shortly (and apols to the one or two of you who haven't completely given up on me. Thanks.)

S-E

Thursday, March 15, 2007

Bad fraudsters; Evil politicians

Heard vaguely on the wife's radio about the latest premium rate number fraud - people receiving SMS messages saying that they have been spotted, by the police, using their phone while driving. So they call the number, even if only to say "but I can't drive", and the fraudsters are making whoopee.

First thought was "good one, if not quite new". (Possibly driven by the fact that banks are now offering SMS services, such as balance notifications, and are also sending SMS messages to get the recalcitrant to contact their "debt management" "help"lines, the phishing gangs have been doing this, at a small scale, for some time. Premium rate pays and as a "brucie-bonus" you get their online banking authentication details. It's not too common because, even in bulk, SMS messages cost and even with VOIP and voice or dial-pad based automation, it simply doesn't scale as well as email / web scams.) Hopefully ICSTIS will get the numbers shut down shortly.

But then the second thought - with the National Identity Register, this would be entirely possible. You(r car) are caught on CCTV, the Congestion Charge monitoring cameras, a GATSO or a traffic light camera. (Or by a new variant of the "empowered citizen" or snooping bureaucrat increasingly common.) Whether or not you were the target of the picture, you are now guilty of a motoring offence. DVLA records give you up, NIR gives your contact details (including your mobile number.) With a bit of minor illiberal tinkering with the law, something this bunch of mendacious statist cretins are clearly capable of doing, the mere sending of the SMS can slam the £60 fine onto your phone bill (actually, the receipt of the SMS at your mobile service provider) and it wouldn't even take that for the 3 points to automagically appear on your licence.

I'll go to work and think happy thoughts now.

S-E

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Not quite a failure ...

I have been trying to post something rational and detailed regarding the "replacing Trident" debate, as I promised, and have been failing miserably. However, I spotted Timmy's post regarding one of the earlier (and, it must be said, more honourable) attempts of the Catholic Church to interfere in UK politics (Ed notes: I must say, it must be a terrible disappointment for the good Bishop to be just one petty vowel away from the perfect surname for a vicar!) and read this in the Scotsman.

A lot of honest moral and economic objection but I really loved this particular quote:

Osama Saeed: Scottish spokesman of the Muslim Association of Britain
"I do not trust the Prime Minister. He says Trident will be outdated in 17 years, but expert physicists say it should last 100 years. He says we need to take a decision now to develop a new system by 2024, but we're led to believe Iran could build one that would imperil us imminently."
Now, I don't trust the Prime Minister but if Osama and his "expert physicists" would like to go to sea (for a 3 month patrol) in a 100-year old submarine - I will pay for his trip down to the RN Submarine Museum and he can go out in Holland One. Okay, it is a 105 years old but the closest I could find.

In addition, he can take with him (though I'll be nowhere near it) 50 tons (1 Trident D5 worth) of 100 year old solid rocket fuel and he can pay to maintain 100 year old (built, so probably 110 year old designed computers.) Of course, this has been so cheap and easy, and that is only 64 years old. And I am sure that, although this doesn't necessarily require a new system, 100-year-old thermonuclear bombs will work just fine too (1/2 life of tritium = 12 years + the unpredictability of all of that explosive which must work timed to "shakes".)

Never mind the petty confusion between "imminent" - to project, threaten - and "immediate". Why didn't he just say that he believes the only reason for having Trident was to kill Muslims and stop inventing things?

S-E

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

A question about Iranian fanatics

Does anybody know why USA, Russia and the UK are various sizes of "Satan" in Iranian political bile? I thought that the name for the fallen Lucifer equivalent in Islamic theology was "Iblis". Or is this right and Iblis / Azazil and Satan / al-Shairan are different?

Nice to see that Allah (in what I assume was C41 BC) had the same idea as C18 Britain and sent his convicts to Australia, though. Hmm, I can see the similarity (apologies to sheilas and larrikins who live in the more hospitable parts of Down Under than the "never never" or Woop Woop.) Makes this even more amusing.

S-E

Monday, March 12, 2007

Shock News: Scots Tories are smug useless gits

It may come as a bit of a shock to denizens of this benighted socialist worker's paradise of Caledonia but there are Tories amongst you. I am one (head above parapet) and there are others about. There is even, supposedly, one representing us at Westminster but nobody has seen him for years.

Actually, that is demeaning our august presence in the (cough) glory fucking expensive waste of your and my money that is the Scottish Parliament. There are 17 amongst the vermin infesting the Holyrood debacle who, according to their website:
work for their constituents and hold the Executive to account, arguing for change and reform to our public services and standing up for Scotland.
Bollocks. What a bunch of utter (and soapless) tit-wank. These people are the biggest waste of political energy since Arthur (and don't I thank Larry and Sergey for that link.)

We also have a couple of poltroons at Brussels, Strasbourg or whichever Michelin-starred restaurant is currently being patronised. They clearly are orbiting nowhere near Planet Cameron because they claim to:
fight to bring some powers back to Scotland and Britain, arguing for a new Europe of freely trading sovereign nations.
Then show some fucking spine for once in your pathetic lives and join up here. It's the only way it is going to happen. And once it's happened, you can go and get a real job.

(Interestingly, the index page on their website is explicitly titled "Untitled Document", which says a lot about Scottish representation at the Eurocratic Federation. I am not kidding - I thought they had just failed to set the title attribute, but look at this:
< !-- InstanceBeginEditable name="doctitle" -->
<>Untitled Document< / title>
< !-- InstanceEndEditable -->
I don't presume that you write your own web-sites - you are politicians therefore you clearly haven't got real world skills - so get more competent staff. Smug euro-federalist cunts.)

Well, back to the point. Despite having fewer voting members than that other well-known bunch of weasels in a sack, the Scots Tories have fallen out with each other. On the face of it, this one called the rest of them a bunch of useless tossers (why this was news, I don't know - hardly required lengthy investigation and profound insight. Politician writes divisive memo, subsequently leaked to press ain't news either.)

If we are ever going to get these cunts out, without letting either of these two members of the Presbyterian fun-police in, the Tories are going to have to do some fairly difficult but basic things.
  • Get some sensible policies backed by hard evidence and economic fact.
  • Convince the electoral sheep that the hard lessons of the 1980's were necessary, otherwise our economy would look like this (right down to the bit about fishing.)
  • If you can't get on, keep it to yourselves. Crap like this is a gift to the Nu-Lab spin-meisters.
Remember, it is about getting people out to vote for you so you can form the next government and undo the looming economic disaster that is the legacy of Bliar (not to neglect Prudence herself), not scoring petty points off each other. You utter bunch of useless twats.

S-E

Friday, March 09, 2007

Another day, another media "disaster"

Well, yet another Tory racist. What a beautiful gift to the Trots.

Patrick Mercer's downfall has been blogged about fairly endlessly. From the political point of view, it is clear this is on a par with a typical Donald Findlay karaoke moment and he had to go. The media would have just crucified Cameron. Hopefully, DC has had a quiet chat with Patrick and said something along the lines of "Look, we know what you said was honest and not intended as racist. You are going to have to go but the media have the attention span of a gnat on acid and you are an asset to the party. You will be an asset to the next, Tory, government. Mandy came back twice, and he was a crook!"

Let me look at the realities of the situation, however. The fact is that everybody in the military, at some point in their career, gets the piss taken out of them (more on Rachel's blog.) This is generally not the witty repartee of a polite dinner party - more the snap-back gratuitous vileness of the playground or, say, Terry. Now, the overt insult can be about many things - it can be about a fuck-up you have just made, about the hideous bird you pulled last night, or about something you can do nothing about.

"Effing short-arse git", or "speccy twat" is a lot easier to deal with than "You fucking moron, you do something that effing stupid again" ... I, and I am not the tallest person in town and I wear glasses, can do nothing about either of those - therefore I, at least, find that sort of mindless insult easier to take. Often it is about whatever makes you stand out from the rest: place of birth (especially, Geordie, Scouse, Welsh, Scots, or anything seen as "posh" amongst the troops), hair-colour, as Mr Mercer pointed out or, especially with their lack of representation, ethnic origin.

There is direct racism in the military, as there is in every large organisation - political parties (of whatever hue) not excepted. This needs to be actively discouraged and, where detected, punished. Drill sergeants or training staff yelling nearly-random insults is not direct racism.

Not promoting a soldier to Company Sergeant Major because of his ethnic origin would be direct racism - but this appears to have been something that Mr Mercer was clearly not guilty of.

On a slight tangent - the "British Commonwealth Soldiers' Union". I am sure that there is direct discrimination against servicemen of foreign origin - just look at the way our government treats the gurkhas. There will also be some direct racism - the KKK incident, if true, is despicable. I suspect, however, that most of the course selection and promotion issues would be the same for, say, a foreigner serving of European ethnicity (along the "not really one of us" lines) - needs to be stamped out, certainly - but not "just cause you is black." Also, I would have pointed them here, or here or here. I seem to remember there is a harassment and bullying help-line as well, there usually is, now-a-days.

Update: Actually, there seem to be at least 3 relevant helplines (a search on "helpline bully" on www.army.mod.uk revealed) - Equal Opportunities Helpline (0800 731 4880), The Confidential Support Line (0800 731 4880) and the Army Welfare Information Service (01722 436569 or email).

S-E

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Not news in the Scotsman

Page 18 of today's 'Jock-man' has an article (not yet on web, link will be provided) "More is spent on jail fare than on army food." According to them, spend is now £1.51 per day, as opposed to £1.57 in the Scottish Prison Service and another 30p more in English jails.

This is not news. The old forces' joke about prison was "Better food, better accommodation & time off for good behaviour." Now the thing that really used to piss me and my mates off was that the MOD Police allowance for food per guard dog was also more than the Daily Messing Rate.

S-E

2-Factor Security for UK Online Banking

A wee birdy tells me that a major UK bank is nearly ready to begin (I know, lots of hedging in there - maybe it was a dunnock) rolling out its EMV card-based 2-factor solution for online banking.

This will provide strong cryptographic security that a person with the customer's card and knowledge of their password was involved in authorising the transaction - so preventing session hijacking. I got a small play with the beta version (as part of a customer usability trial) and it seemed to work reasonably well at providing you with enough information to prevent transaction hijacking (one of the difficulties here as compared to traditional challenge - response systems.) Hopefully, you will at least be given the option to use this for log-on (I do not believe that you will be required to do that.)

Of course, this provides no protection against data leakage from transactions proxied through a man-in-the-middle site or recorded by malware infection of the workstation you are using but it is a damn good start.

More when I get my kit, assuming I am in one of the "early-adopter" pools.

S-E

Truth, Justice and the "Listening Government"

Folks,

This is going to be a bit of a rambling post and will, almost certainly, be amended a number of times during the day.

First, hat-tip to Chicken Yogurt, read this and, if you think it appropriate (please), sign this.

I had been working on a post entitled "Why do they pretend to listen", about the RIPA Part III Code of Practice, since 25th Feb, but was distracted both by TerryWatch and by real work. I am fascinated by a government that spends so much time and effort on focus groups, polling (rewarded with a peerage, probably without cash changing hands :) and gimmicks, and never, ever listens to anything anybody says.



S-E

Sunday, March 04, 2007

Silence is (a rather tarnished) brass

Have been rather busy with Terry Watch and aligning a rather convoluted security policy to ISO 27001. Abnormal service will be resumed as soon as practical.

BTW - did everybody see the total lunar eclipse last night - spectacular. Mind you, reliable reports say that cloud cover (i.e. monsoon level driving rain) rather spoilt it for Glasgow & many points west.

S-E

Friday, March 02, 2007

Terry Watch

Be part of the most sarcastic political movement since the founding of "Private Eye".

Capture in one place the true glory of the "Sage of Baronscourt".

Be incisive, be bold, be plain fucking rude.

Have your comments published immediately, rather than waiting for days ...

Join the team - your country needs you.

S-E

Available in China

Let us see:

Councillor Terry Kelly - Yes
Terrywatch - Yes
Right for Scotland - Yes
Mr Eugenides - Yes
Devil's Kitchen - Censored
Me - Censored

Given the wide and varied company, and that the little Greek boy and RfS are at least as far to the right of Ghenghis as me, the question is are DK and I doing something wrong or doing something right?

S-E

This Blog is

Censored in China ... Unlike Terry.

Try yours.

So it isn't just 'cause I is hosted on Blogspot? Haven't had any Chinese readers so probably either the title or the world-wide conspiracy of Trots and fellow travellers :)

Hat tip to Tim.

S-E

Thursday, February 22, 2007

Really Annoyed - TerryWatch

Not perhaps surprisingly, Terry Kelly has managed to irritate me. This was not his illiteracy or pig-headed incompetence – if those did anything other than amuse, I would just stop reading his drivel. No, the thing that wound me up was one of his typical gratuitous ad-hominem attacks (used to distract from the fisking of his statements, never mind his arguments.) I’ll let RFS and RS deal with his insults and pathetic attempts to make them look stupid their selves – they are both more than capable. What perked me up was one of his comments, where he repeated the old Trot canard that Margaret Thatcher was a war criminal. Coming from a member of the party run by the Rt Hon A Blair, this is, at best, pot & kettle stuff, but I thought – okay – let us actually look at the evidence.

It was surprisingly difficult and I wasn't able to recover the details of all of the communiques.

For those of you who (yes, I do have readers) don’t have a detailed knowledge of the Falklands War, the issue (except for the nutters) revolves around the sinking of the ARA General Belgrano (an old light cruiser, formerly the USS Pheonix) by HMS Conqueror (a Churchill-class nuclear attack submarine) on 2nd May 1982.

The facts seem to be this (if you can show errors or actual dispute, put it in the comments and I will amend):

  • On 2nd April 1982, the Argentine Army invaded the British Dependent Territory of the Falkland Islands – an unprovoked act of war but in the context of a long-running territorial dispute (especially linked to the South Georgia landing of 20th Dec 1981.)
  • The UK had declared a 200 mile Maritime Exclusion Zone around the islands on 12th April and this became a Total Exclusion Zone on 30th April.
  • The Belgrano was outside of (but close to) the TEZ and, at the precise time of the sinking and for some time previously, had been heading away from the TEZ.
  • Conqueror received a change to her ROE (Rules of Engagement) and sank the Belgrano with a spread of MK8 (WW2 vintage) torpedoes.
  • There were a series of errors or omissions on the British side – signals were either not sent or had not been passed to the relevant politicians or military commanders and Conqueror’s official ship’s log is, for some people “conveniently”, missing.
  • The Belgrano’s escort destroyers attempted, but failed, to hunt Conqueror down and there was significant loss of life – the greatest in the conflict – the consensus seems to be 323 Argentinian lives.
  • Many (most) of those killed in the engagement were conscripts.
Now, I don’t want to labour on whether or not the war was necessary – I don’t have the right access to official documents. However it is clear that at least some within the British Foreign Office saw the status of the Falklands as an embarrassing obstacle to improving our relations (and trade) with the major economies of South America and would have been ecstatic if the Islanders had agreed some form of transfer or sharing of sovereignty with Argentina. Of course it was slightly unfortunate that, at the time, Argentina was being run by a vicious right wing military dictatorship but given that it is an article of faith amongst Terry and his ilk that Maggie was a vicious right wing civilian dictator, this shouldn’t cause us too much pause.

Other issues also contributed:
  • The British military, especially the Royal Navy, was suffering through the Nott cuts, which had greatly cut back military capability. In the eyes of most analysts, the success of the Falklands War from the British point of view was down to utter professionalism and some significant luck, not having an organised power projection capability (and even that required much requisitioning of civilian shipping capability – the “STUFT” – Ships Taken Up From Trade vessels.)
  • One of the more emotive cuts, as far as the South Atlantic was concerned, was the withdrawal of HMS Endurance, the Royal Navy’s support to the British Antarctic area (although a warship per se – painted bright red and having mounts for light weapons but no actual armament, she was hardly the military deterrent that some commentators insist. Of significant use to the area and a political symbol of British presence, indeed but, in an environment of vicious cut-backs in military spending, no great surprise that the aging vessel was being withdrawn and not replaced).
  • Political and social upheavals in Argentina were growing and a bit of populist nationalist argie-bargie (yes, I know, but you know I had too ☺) would be likely to improve the situation for the ruling junta.
Now, I also don’t want particularly to labour on whether or not the sinking of the Belgrano, at that particular time was an urgent military priority, but consider:
  • During the conflict, the Royal Navy demonstrated the usefulness of NGS – Naval Gunfire Support, to an amphibious campaign. Compared to the RN ships, the most heavily armed of which were the County Class destroyers with a single twin-4.5” gun turret and some (the Type 22 frigates) had been built with no gun armament what-so-ever, the Belgrano was equipped with 15 6” guns and a range of secondary armament. Her accompanying destroyers had equivalent weaponry to the RN ships (because they were, in one of these amusing quirks of history, British-built Type 42 ships.) Belgrano was considered to represent a significant threat to any amphibious beachhead and, to a lesser but not trivial extent, the British fleet itself.
  • Although the Belgrano group was outside of the MEZ / TEZ, the British had also passed the following message to the Argentine government on 23rd April, quite reasonable in the context of a war –
In announcing the establishment of a Maritime Exclusion Zone around the Falkland Islands, Her Majesty's Government made it clear that this measure was without prejudice to the right of the United Kingdom to take whatever additional measures may be needed in the exercise of its right of self-defence under Article 51 of the United Nations Charter. In this connection, Her Majesty's Government now wishes to make clear that any approach on the part of Argentine warships, including submarines, naval auxiliaries or military aircraft, which could amount to a threat to interfere with the mission of British Forces in the South Atlantic will encounter the appropriate response.
  • Amended: Although Conqueror was currently tracking the Belgrano group, there was no certainty that this would continue indefinitely - at some point the sub would need to break contact and it might have taken some time to re-establish herself in a position to fire.

So, after that ramble, what am I actually asking you to consider – was the sinking of the Belgrano a “war crime” and, if so, was Margaret Thatcher, as Prime Minister of the UK at the time, sufficiently complicit in the crime to be indictable for it.

Now, to be a “war crime” you have to meet certain tests, just as the majority of deaths in combat should not be treated as murder, however unnecessary. The controversy around the killing of Lance Corporal of Horse Matty Hull is a classic example – whether or not the pilots should be taken to a Board of Enquiry and subsequent Courts Martial for his death is one question – I have seen little sensible comment that suggests that despite the fact that they clearly intended to destroy the patrol and its vehicles that they should be tried for murder. Corporal Payne (British Army, Duke of Lancaster's Regiment) is another example - he was (is) charged with manslaughter not murder.
Most of the tests are contained in the various Geneva conventions – dealing with treatment of the injured, Prisoners of War, and civilians (and their property) in the war zone. Under the relevant UK law, Section 50 of the International Criminal Court Act 2001, you are referred to the Article 8.2 of the Statute of International Criminal Court.

Reading this, it seems clear to me that there is no way attacking, or ordering the attack on, a warship of a hostile power which represented a clear (although not immediate) danger to your operations, however great (and tragic) the loss of life is (and no matter how little culpability the individual sailors had in the political decision to go to war) could be considered a war crime.

Also, the 3 Para (another British Army in Iraq issue) trial and Judge's ruling raises questions of doubt, I suppose, though I am not a lawyer, of mens rea where a lawful military activity goes beyond those bounds and results in an unlawful death or deaths and how blame can be allocated. Under the ICC Statute, it would seem that for it to be a War Crime, where the persons involved were acting in accordance with their lawful ROE and within the Geneva Conventions, would be quite hard (even for the person or persons whose direct actions caused the deaths.) Furthermore, it would appear to be extremely difficult to convict of a War Crime the “Commander in Chief”, or in Maggie’s case, political leader, who caused those ROE to be set even if, as it clearly didn’t here, one or more persons following those ROE could be charged with War Crimes.

Amend: I would add here that creating and following ROE that contradicted the Geneva Conventions would likely be chargeable as a War Crime and, for the political leadership, there is also the different definitions of "Crimes against Humanity", in the same statutes. Again, the relevant situation: the killing of serving military personnel, who had neither surrendered or indicated a desire to surrender, as a consequence of the destruction of the military asset in which they were travelling. I cannot see how this could fit.

So, Terry, you may not like what was done during the war but, please, if you are going to throw around the allegations of “war criminal”, please justify it with reference to the current statutes, or to those that applied in 1982 , rather merely restating or referring to the opinions of Tam Dalyell or Diane Gould.

On a somewhat separate issue Rwanda & Iraq (both Abu Ghraib and the QLR mess) show the problems of combat troops, however well trained and disciplined undertaken what is essentially a policing role. This is exacerbated when you are operating in a guerrilla / terrorist scenario and it is impossible to tell whether the person in front of you is an armed terrorist, an active supporter (possibly even a lookout), a sympathiser for the cause (all three of these could wear distinctive clothing or symbols), or an innocent civilian. Take an analogy with football: players and fans (active & passive) wear the same strips – and these also make their way to remote Amazonian and Papua New Guinean tribes. A further problem is that innocence is relative – they may not be terrorists but criminals – with a strong incentive not to be stopped and searched, or whatever, by a military patrol. In the naval context, the same could be assumed for a warship or auxiliary, a civilian vessel transporting troops (the Iranian Republican Guard Boghammer speedboats, for example), a blockade runner (so a legitimate military target), a fishing boat and a cigarette smuggler.

S-E

PS – while searching for the text of the Exclusion Zone announcements, I came across these neo-Terrys. It is obviously endemic within the Trot communitare. I particularly enjoy them getting Denis and Mark mixed up.

PPS - As RFS is currently fisking Terry for putting a comma in the wrong place and completely changing his meaning, I though I had better correct my error.

Oh dear but hardly surprising

Well, interesting that the vid surfaced after the random drugs test. 10 out of 700 - 1.5% ish - I wonder what the equivalent would be at Barclay's Head Office if they had tested them after the results came out?

Amendment - 10 out of 441 tested - so under 2.3% - doesn't change my basic premise.

S-E

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Wrong Again

Oh well,

The definition of mutiny under the 2006 act is:

Mutiny

(1) A person subject to service law commits an offence if he takes part in a mutiny.

(2) For the purposes of this section a person subject to service law takes part in a mutiny if—

(a) in concert with at least one other person subject to service law, he—

(i) acts with the intention of overthrowing or resisting authority; or

(ii) disobeys authority in such circumstances as to subvert discipline;

(b) he agrees with at least one other person subject to service law to overthrow or resist authority; or

(c) he agrees with at least one other person subject to service law to disobey authority, and the agreed disobedience would be such as to subvert discipline.

Nothing in there about joint complaints / grievances, unless, of course you look at (2)(a)(ii) or (2)(c) and the "authority" is allowed to be Queen's Regulations or some administrative instruction. Back in box :( or not?

S-E

Petty (Il)Legality

Folks,

There is (yet another) worthy petition up on the "to be patronised by a junior member of the PM's staff" site regarding the unfair position people leaving the Armed Forces are put into when looking for civilian housing. Please look at the petition here and, if you feel it appropriate, vote for it.

However, that is not my point. I found out about this petition through an "Armed Forces and Guests" website - specifically the British Army's Armynet site. Having a look at the list of signatories, I saw that a number of serving personnel had signed it and was just musing on how this fitted with the current definition of the military crime of mutiny. In years gone by, I was taught that, as well as the standard, Fletcher Christian-esque organised (or organising) refusal to follow an order (as opposed to individual refusal, which would be "refusal to obey" or "insubordination"), organising yourselves to make a joint protest or complaint either to or bypassing the chain of command also fell within the definition. Whether the petition site gets close enough to the Bliar to count as "bypassing the chain of command", I leave for separate discussion :)

This other side of mutiny was highlighted as the reason why there was no significant overt pressure for an Armed Forces Union (remarked on with much surprise in the Bett report), or even equivalent bodies to the Police Federation (sorry, and here for you Southerners), Superintendents Association & ACPO. Now there have clearly been unofficial organisations mediated by new technology, such as the fantastic Army Rumour Service, but this is the first time I have actually seen this sort of thing on a (semi-) official site. Ho hum, I suppose a quick read of last year's Armed Forces Act won't stop me from pretending to work.

S-E

Thursday, February 15, 2007

RIPA Part III Code of Practice

Folks,

The revised draft of the Code of Practice for Part III (INVESTIGATION OF ELECTRONIC DATA PROTECTED BY ENCRYPTION ETC.) of the Regulation of Investigatory Powers Act 2000 was issued today. I would stick it up but I don't have any webspace available under this nym, so if somebody knows how to upload a 229kB pdf to Blogspot, let me know, please.

They seem to have taken some notice of what was said but have scythed away from the full re-write I thought was necessary. Obviously, given that the actual law was passed years ago - and the CoP has to reflect the language and intent of the law, the Home Office team were not going to neuter it in the way the privacy activists and much of the academic security community wished.

Will post more once I have read it in detail.

S-E

Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Army in the news, all bad (again)

Oh well, and people seem to be making it a couple of difficult days for Army and MOD PR. Ho hum. That's what you get for having a nice desk job in the Madhouse rather than being in the field.

The stories do raise some interesting points however. Everybody's favourite elected baboon whitters on about the drugs issue at the end of one of his usual semi-literate diatribes. (I had thought he had discovered paragraph spacing, rather than actual sense of course, here but it seems to have been a brief lapse into legibility.) If, Terry, you really don't know what is wrong with a bunch of armed people, nice though they may be to their mums, being out of their skulls on whatever-drug-you-choose, take a brief visit to Somalia or one of the dodgier bits of LA. Assault rifles, even the SA-80, and hard drugs make tragedy when mixed.

As for His Grace, well, this may be the start of the biggest (financially) divorce in British history but although that should be a private matter for his family, I assume all of the gory details will be dragged in front of us, whether we want to know them or not. I will also assume, for the sake of this posting, that the Screws are correct in what they allege - the Grosvenor fortune can afford enough excellent lawyers to cull the herd of gutter journos if they are wrong. What I want to rant about is whether, or not, this makes a blind bit of effing difference to his abilities as a (General) officer.

The "damned licentious soldiery", which Terry tries to mention but fails, have been at it since they invented armies. Even if the only things you know about the British military are from watching Sharpe or that Robson & Jerome thing, you know that whores, like the smell, follow soldiers around. I was intrigued to see the Screws mention the Armed Forces Code of Social Conduct, which I was not aware of. So I read it to see if it actually says "Commandment 11: Don't get caught (bonking tarts by a sleazy newspaper)".

Of course it doesn't. It says the old things: don't shag your juniors; don't shag somebody else's spouse (or civil partner - though that never came into it in my day); and if you're shagging in the barracks be careful about the implications for military discipline. To quote the "Service Test":
"Have the actions or behaviour of an individual adversely impacted or are they likely to impact on the efficiency or operational effectiveness of the Service?"


As for risking "blackmail and security scandal by revealing his name and Army connections to the girls", he's the Duke of effing Westminster for god's sake. A public figure. If you didn't know who he is, you could find out easily enough. Silly, possibly, but a scandal?

Now, I do appreciate that as ACDS with responsibility for the Cadets, as well as the Reserves, some people may now consider him an inappropriate role model for the (vicious) little (bunch of sociopathic) kiddies. If you're worried about this, you haven't met many cadets. They are teenagers - a bunch of sex-obsessed, fornicating little <Ed's note. S-E has had to be taken away and given his medication.>

I am not personally concerned - even if every word written is both accurate and true, this has been between consenting adults. There is a huge gulf between 'horny' and 'paedophile'. His public position and huge wealth (mostly gained through his efforts in re-establishing the value of the estate) give him a public profile significantly in excess of that attributable to his (valuable) military service and current position. For that, he (and his family) will have to take the hit. Personally, I hope that he continues to serve for his current appointment.

I suspect that the questions being asked in Basrah and Helmand are not "How dare he do this while we are fighting?" but more likely "Cor, where do we get four of those then?"

S-E

PS - Grinned when I read "full-blown major general" (sic). Err, yup, seems so.

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Normal service has been resumed

Congrats to the Cambridge lads for getting a (not quite live) demo to work - the hardest bit of appearing to know what you are doing in Infosec.

While watching the programme, my wife found out that she was the lucky winner of one of the top (£3m) prizes in the £90m Nigerian National Lottery. Off to tell my boss what I think of him, once I've finished the champers ... or not.

S-E

Go Light Blue !

Read the article, watch (or record & watch) the programme, (internet link here Amendment - thanks to Youtube rather than the BBC - well done Web2.0, piss-poor from the public service broadcaster).

Then discuss.

Interestingly, this closely connected to the reason why (apart from the hideous cost) UK banks have yet to roll-out strong crypto devices for online banking. (The challenge / response mechanism needs to incorporate enough details of the transaction being authenticated to prevent the transaction being hijacked by a man-in-the-middle fraudster. Especially where you need a human to recognise the details, as in the online banking context, this is harder than it sounds.)

S-E

Sunday, January 14, 2007

This should work

Switched over to custom domain hosting - we'll see how solid this is. Finding the manual DNS crafting at maddog was a bit tedious, though.

S-E

It's happening again ...

Oh god, I hope it isn't. I hope this is just an early April Fool.

We should be so lucky - we have seen the statist tendencies of the bunch of mendacious fools currently pretending to be our government - this is just the sort of cretinous idea they would come up with. I particularly like the "Citizens' Panels" - what bets these will be paid and stuffed with the "friends and relations" of the aforementioned fools.

Okay, so what's wrong with it? Well, it is probably illegal (but then they don't bother with the Freedom of Information Act, so why would they bother with the Data Protection Act); there is no way that it is going to work - government projects of this size so rarely do; and it is bound to make EDS (or somebody similar, the precise bunch of profiteers doesn't really matter, I just picked the most egregious lot) far too much money for producing ineffective crud (as an aside, what exactly do you think effective crud would do? Office of the Deputy Prime Minister?)

Oh sorry, the swearing: this is the most fucking stupid idea I have heard this (admittedly fairly new) year and the cretin who thought this up should be lowered ...

Actually, I can't think of anything quite bad enough - they are probably quite likely either to get a life peerage (if in the civil service, or private sector) or be made Deputy Leader of the Labour Party (if an elected criminal). Frankly, the latter could certainly be considered a punishment but I think we should just cut our losses and go for humane termination. Given the current sucking up to the jihadist tendency, we could always build a new wall on Abingdon Street Gardens and invite members of the public to push it over on them. Not that that is humane, of course, in the Western post-Reformation tradition, but then I am probably inciting religious hatred by the mere suggestion.

Oh fuck, that ruined my Sunday morning.

S-E

Saturday, December 23, 2006

The End of Civilisation "as we know it"

Rather than running the country, or actually doing something about poverty and oppression in Africa, Blair shows his principles by sucking up to Bono. How sad.

S-E

PS - Did you know that googling for "Bono" and "wanker" gets 39,000 hits? If you restrict it to blogspot, you still get over 790 :)
 
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